I'm gonna be doing this types of friends thing. Yup creds to my friends for giving me this idea. And ummmmmmm I'm gonna do a series and whatever (sorry my brain is just.........idk). Mkay baiiiii✌
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The bailer.
You: "hey wanna be my partner?"
Friend: "yeah sure, I'm down"
You: "oh alright which part are you gonna do?"
Friend: "ummm I'll be right back"
You: *starts project*
Friend: "sorry Felisha asked me to be her partner"
Felisha: "yup so honey bu-bai"
You: "BYE FELISHA" "betch"
*after school*
You: "are you gonna be at my birthday party?"
Friend: "of course, I wouldn't miss it for the world"
You: "you sure?"
Friend: "yeah don't worry"
*party starts and you don't see your friend*
You: *calls friend*
Friend: "hey"
You: "I see that you're not coming to the party"
Friend: "you see what happened was, my Netflix was calling me and my popcorn messaged me, and me and the couch had an appointment. Sorry I couldn't make it"
You: "whatever, you can Netflix and chill alone all you want, bai"
*something happens at the party and you end up in jail*
Friend: *comes to bail you out*
You: "hey why you bailing me out of jail?"
Friend: "because, I bail out on things"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
