You'll only get this chapter if you ever watched spongebob
*the friend that looks too deep into cartoons*
"Why does that one fish in spongebob always wants some water? Like he's under water anyways"
"I think it's because he's UNDER water and not in it"
"Oh, is that why they lit up the fire and it didn't burn out"
"Guess so"
"So then why does Sandy wear a space suit?"
"I have no idea"
"Is Mr.Crabs pearls Sugar daddy?"
"Wait what?"
"Because he gives her money, she calls him daddy, and they look nothing alike"
"Woah"
"Why is squidward called a squid if he's a mimic octopus?"
"Huh?"
"I don't know"
"But-"
"Sandy cheeks is an agent of the U.S. government sent to study the affects of radiation of sea life"
"I think we should go see a therapist"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
