100 Ways To Get Hurt

10.

"Don't get your feelings hurt by stupid hoes"

-Dorah

You: *you see that girl that called you a bish, her mom called you a bish, and she picked on you in elementary school*

Hoe: "HEY HOW YOU DOING?!?"

You: "I'm good, how's that hoe life going for you?"

Hoe: "its great bish, how's that lonely life going for you?"

You: "I ain't single, my bae (any gender) is at basketball practice where yours at?"

Hoe: "oh he's...umm...at the gym, yeah he's at the gym"

You: "oh really, what gym?"

Hoe: "umm...the one at..why do you want to know anyways?"

You: "just checking, I can sense a liar when I see one"

Hoe: "bish please, you just mad because you ain't got no kids"

You: "nahh, we're waiting till we're ready, we don't want our kids ask who their real parents are"

Hoe: "oh so you calling me a hoe?"

You: "no I'm just saying you've been on more hotdogs than ketchup has"

Hoe: "whatever bish, your just mad because you don't have a lot of people to sleep with"

You: "😂 wow you trippin', I ain't trying to get STDs"

Hoe: "you just mad😒"

You: "mad about what? Bish please your the one smelling like you didn't shower in 6 weeks"

Hoe: "correction its 7 weeks, your the one that didn't learn math"

You: "oh? Was I the one who dropped out of school to become a stripper?"

Hoe: "I'd rather be a stripper than to be around those losers in school"

You: "twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door. Plus ain't nobody wanna smell that"

Hoe: "that's not what the boys in the neighborhood say"

You: "you know damn well they lying"

Hoe: "whatever"

You: "you should probably stop playing thot-scotch, jumping from boy to boy"

Hoe: "your just mad because I'm best at that game"

You: "you remind me of the song stupid hoe"

Hoe: "whatever, it has Nicki in it so...your point is?"

You: "I'm usually nice to everyone, but your too messed up"

Hoe: "whatever bish, bye" *she walks away with her red heels, a skirt so short you thought it was a belt, no shirt just a bra, and a purse your mom donated to Goodwill*

You: "it was nice to see my moms purse, bye hoe"

Hoe: *turns and looks at you angrily*

You: *walks away like a Boss*

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Credits to my bestfriend for giving me this idea.

Hugs✌

-Dorah