(Oh damn⬆)
You: "I think I'll cut the pineapple today"
Pineapple: "noooo, I'm too beautiful to die"
You: "alright pineapple, stay here I got to get a bowl"
Pineapple: "okay, I gotta do something before I get killed" *looks over at knife* "hey knify my old friend"
Knife: "shut up hoe, remember two weeks ago Monday afternoon at 5:31, you pushed me off the counter and I stayed on the dirty behind floor, its payback time bish"
Pineapple: "well you see what hap-"
You: "okay, I'm gonna just slice the top off first" *gets a cut by holding the pineapple* "dammit, I'll be back I'm gonna get a bandaid"
Knife: "don't worry hun I got this, this bish gonna regret pushing me of the counter"
Pineapple: "Nooo, you will never get me" *tries to roll away but ends up falling of the counter and cracks open*
Knife: "THAT'S KARMA BISH"
You: "what the he-" *accidentally steps on pineapple*
Pineapple: "NOOOOO IT HURTS"
Knife: "bish please, I wasn't complaining when I was on the floor so hush"
You: "I think I'll just eat an apple"
Pineapple: "NOOOOO NOT MY MOM"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
