Life part 3.
Life: "hey"
You: "hey"
Life: "how are you?"
You: "meh, I'm still alive"
Life: "okay, that's great-"
You: "for now"
Life: "woop, there it is"
You: "meh"
Life: "so, your heart told me that you're starting to catch feelings"
You: "oh no..."
Life: "and you can get hurt by that"
You: "crap"
Life: "your brain told me that you're not listening to it"
You: "-_-"
Life: "what are your goals?"
You: "to make it pass today"
Life: "You have been on the internet too much"
You: "f-this, I'm going on the internet"
Life: "WAIT I'M NOT DONE"
You: "nope✋🕶, you're gonna have to wait"

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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...