*you're a waiter filling in for your friend at the same restaurant you just ate at*
You: *goes up to a customer* "what would you like to order sir?"
R.C: "I would like to order water that is exactly 75°F, and I would like to order an Italian salad with no extra fat added, and I also want a cake with no sugar, no flour, and no eggs"
You: "um sir, that isn't on the order menu"
R.C: "Listen low life, you will take my order or I'll have to talk to your manager"
You: *takes a deep breath and tries not to snap at this Rude Customer* "sir, you can talk to the manager all you want but the 'cake' that you want isn't on the menu"
R.C: "alright whatever that's all I wanted to order"
You: *writes down order and goes to the kitchen* "wow, no wonder it takes so long for the food to get ready" *looks at all the dirty dishes and the dirty floor and mixed up ingredients*
Chef: "-_-"
*foods done and you bring the food to the R.C.*
R.C.: *takes out thermometer to measure temperature of water*
You: *inside your head "he's serious right now, like really, he's joking right"*
R.C: "umm, I did not order this"
You: "yes you did, I have it written down"
R.C: "my water is the wrong temperature, and this isn't cake"
You: *takes a deep breath, and leaves the table*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
