100 Ways To Get Hurt

41.

You: *is sitting in the back of the classroom not doing anything*

Teacher: "what's the answer to my question?"

You: "I didn't raise my hand"

Teacher: "and I didn't ask if you did"

You: "you also didn't ask if I didn't"

Teacher: "stop being a smart ass"

Class: "OOOOOOOOO"

You: "isn't that why I go to school?"

Class: "OOOOOOOOOO SNAP"

Teacher: "do you want detention?"

You: "well-"

Teacher: "you have detection for the next 4days"

You: "you didn't let me answer the question"

Teacher: "you weren't meant to answer it"

You: "then why'd you ask it?"

Teacher: "you ask too many questions"

You: *rubs hands together* "ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ BOI, you ask more questions than the students"

Teacher: "nope, you're getting detention for two weeks now"

You: "and what did I do exactly?"

Teacher: "you have been disrespectful to me and a distraction to the students"

You: "um, the students could care less about what I do, and you don't know the definition of disrespect"

Teacher: "that's it detention for a month, anything else that comes out your mouth will add more days"

You: *spits out gum*

Teacher: "-_-"