"If an alligator is on Instagram, does that make it an instigator?"
"Looks like we gotta go back to the therapist"
"Do therapist have their own therapist or do they go to themselves?"
"I swear...."
"Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he has created?"
"What drugs are you on? What are you smoking?"
"So like, smoking is bad for you and stuff, but isn't smoking weed better than smoking a cigarette?"
"Know what, I'll have what you're having"

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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...