You: *goes grocery shopping* "hmm what should I buy"
Apples: "BUY MEEEE, THIS FREAKING LADY POISONED ME SO I COULD KILL YOU BUT STILL, whoops I probably shouldn't have mentioned the last part"
Banana 1-6: "have you heard that my cousin is trying to dominate the world?"
Banana 2-6: "shhhhh I'm trying to sleep"
Banana 3-6: "the chances of a banana ruling the world is very little due to the fact that....."
Banana 4-6: *playing dead*
Banana 5-6: *already got black dots*
Banana 6-6: *doesn't care about what's going on right now*
Oranges: "were we named after the color, or was the color named after us?"
Broccoli: "I'm a tiny tree and a song hehehe（〜^∇^)〜"
You: "meh, I'll just go order some pizza"
Broccoli: "meh"
Fruits: "aw fudge ;-;"
Fudge: "（￣～￣;）"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
