100 Ways To Get Hurt

~100~

Gloomy bear: "sometimes the end starts a new beginning"

Me: "and sometimes the end just....ends"

Banana: "I WILL NEVER END"

Teacher: "we make all other professions possible so I can't quit"

Friend: "friendships sometimes have an end, and sometimes continue till the end"

Parents: "we made you, so you'll continue into the next generation"

Legos: "we aren't that bad"

Your phone: "take a little break from me"

Bed: "Stayyyyyy with me"

Fridge: "my existence is important"

Food: "my existence is more important"

Stereotypes: "mine isn't important"

Me: "True, true, true"

That one kid: *takes out phone to record everyone*

Remote: "COME AND FIND ME"

Brain: "LET'S EXPLORE"

Bestfriend: *slays*

Rainbow: "IT'S PRIDE MONTH, I EANT YOU ALL TO EAT SKITTLES AND FIND A RAINBOW"

Me: "hehe, I tasted the rainbow"

Life: "You're born to live to die"

Me: "and that's why life is too short to not eat food"

Sweater: "Will someone love me?"

Me: "is it just me or do I see myself with a bucket of ice cream and popcorn watching Netflix by myself in 10 years?"

Gloomy bear: "it's okay, I love you"

Someone: "me and my wife have been together for so long that the only thing we argue about now is me using her makeup instead of mine"

Me: "awe"

Gloomy bear: "guys, did you hear that there might be a book 2 one day?"

Everyone: "😲😮"

Me: settle down settle down, I've reached 100 parts and I'll add sum more but I've reached my goal"

Gloomy bear: "that's so true, you've reached the sky and now you're aiming for the stars"

Me: "yup, everyone say see you later and give out reader a virtual hug"