*You texting your friend*
Friend: "hey wyd?"
You: *makes a sandwich* "I'm cooking"
Friend: "wanna go to my friends party?"
You: "I wasn't invited"
Friend: "you can still go"
You: *really doesn't wanna go* "nah, I wasn't invited"
Friend: "I'll invite you then"
You: "I just remembered I'm busy tonight"
Friend: "oh? What are you gonna do whatch movies?"
You: "uhhhhh, byeee"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...