"Don't bully the bully, sass them"
-Dorah
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Bully: "Hey shrimp, got any money?"
You: "um no"
Bully: "so you gonna lie to me onion?"
You: "um I don't have any money"
Bully: "alright then, if your gonna lie to me I guess I'll have to find it myself garbage bag"
You: "listen you fat potato, first of all I don't got any money, second of all I am not no garbage bag unlike yourself smelling all like rotten eggs, third of all if I did have any money what makes you think I'd give it to you? Bish got me trippin"
Bully: "oh so were gonna do this the hard way huh?"
You: "RUN UP BETCH!!!"
*people start looking at y'all*
Bully: "wow your so weird" *slowly tries to walk away*
You: *purposely trips him* "oh, my bad"
Bully: *starts to look mad*
You: *just yawns out of nowhere*
Bully: *gets up and throws dirt at you*
You: "BOI IM GONNA GEY YOUR DUMBA-"
Bully: *throws more dirt*
You: *all dirt falls off because your clothes isn't attracted to dirt*
Bully: "how did the.......but I.......I just......wha....?"
You: "well someone lost there English today, you should stop focusing on being a bully, and start focusing on being smart enough to get a burger at McDonald's without getting kicked out."
Bully: "I am betterer than you at English"
You: "go to school, get the education before I roast your behind to ashes"
Bully: *walks away*
You: *walks opposite direction like a boss*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
