"I don't understand why people whatch stupid videos and call it stupid and then do the same exact same thing but stupider"
"Okay, back to the therapist we go"
"Hey, do you know who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?"
"Whats your therapists number again?"
"If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it at church"
"561.."
"If you drop the soap, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?"
"Crap, I can't remeber the rest"
"Today is the oldest you've ever been..."
"Where is the phone?"
"But the youngest you'll ever be"
"Why do you keep coming to my house high asf?"
"Was the Orange called an orange because they ran out of fruit names and the Orange was orange so they called it that?"
"Yes."
"What does water taste like"
"Absolutely nothing"
"I like that taste"
"Shouldn't babies be considered 9 months old when they are born because they were in the womb for 9 monts?"
"Okay I'm going away now"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
