*you're feeling a little sassy and mean today so you bump into your ex and this happens*
Ex: "hey👋"
You: *looks around* "who me?"
Ex: "yeah, I miss you"
You: "I miss my grandma but you don't see me talking to her now do you?"
Ex: "you look so good since the last time I saw you"
You: "that person that you were cheating on me with looked good too"
Ex: "ouch, a little sassy we are today aren't we?"
You: "we who? Are you speaking french?"
Ex: "remember the first time I saw you?"
You: "remember the first time I saw you kiss that other person?"
Ex: "why do you hate me so much?"
You: "I don't hate you, I passionately dislike you"
Ex: "but why?"
You: "want me to state some facts with a reason, topic, and elaboration? Because trust me I can speak an essay of why I don't like you"
Ex: "no thanks, anyways I'm with someone better"
You: "who? God?"
Ex: "remember the person I told that you didn't need to worry about? That's who I'm dating"
You: "so basically you downgraded"
Ex: "whatever, you're just mad that I'm your ex"
You: "I don't have x's, I have Y's, like Y did I even date you?"
Ex: "It was a dare to ask you out, and then you were dared to say yes"
You: "was I drunk the entire relationship?"
Ex: "you looked like you were"
You: "betch, you look like a burnt Potatoe"
Ex: "whatever, anyways you'll never find someone like me"
You: "that's the whole point" *puts in sunglasses to throw shade, then walks away*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
ComédieWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
