Pt.2
Lady: "a new iPhone is going to come out th-"
Me: "not again"
Lady: "This year."
Me: "y'all release one every year, whats so great about it this time"
Lady: "this new iPhone will have more pixels and pictures will come out even better"
Me: "if I take a picture on that phone, it's gonna be so precise, that you'll see the outline of my skin and my tiny pimples that even I can't see"
Lady: "this new iPhone will be stronger and revolutionary"
Me: "The only thing more exhilarating other than someone that hates kids hearing "you are not the father" is when your iPhone falls face flat and that moment you pick it up and turn it around to find out that it's not broken"
Lady: "please silence while I am talking, as I was saying, these are now being sold at apple stores everywhere"
Me: "Why go to the apple store when you can go to the grocery store to buy some apples. The apple store has no apples."
Lady: "person in the back, you really do not have to comment on everything I say"
Me: "WHY AM I HERE THEN"
Lady: "you asked me if there was going to be food at the release and I said yes so you came along"
Me: "Oh yeah, food, you may continue"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
