Life part 2.
(Interview with you and life)
Life: "how's that existential crisis going for you?"
You: "meh its awesome"
Life: "when people sing you happy birthday where do you look?"
You: "ummm....."
Life: "why do you just sit in your towel after a shower?"
You: "because.... I'm too lazy to get dressed"
Life: "okay I think where done here"
You: "wait what,my life is over?"
Life: "yup"
You: "I'm to weird to die!"
Life: "who said anything about dying?"
You: "but you-"
Life: "I meant like, this interview is over. Stop jumping to conclusions."
You: "I'm not jumping to conclusions, I'm making an inference"
Life: "whatever it'd your life"
You: "you did not jus-"
Life: "yes, yes I did" *thug life music plays*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
فكاهةWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
