You: *lurking for a bae*
Ex: *text's you* "hey"
You: "Hi"
Ex: "you could at least try to sound enthusiastic"
You: "you could of at least tried not to cheat on me" *BRING IN THE PETTINESS AND SAVAGENESS*
Ex: "hey, it was a mistake"
You: "ha, you we're a mistake"
Ex: "whatever, you'll never find anyone like me"
You: "that's the whole point"
Ex: "man, you are hella mean"
You: "and you're hella stupid, but hey at least you're free, why are you texting me anyways?"
Ex: "I'm just checking on you"
You: *sips tea*＠(￣-￣)＠ "uh huh, and may I ask why exactly?"
Ex: "can't I just check on you without questions?"
You: "no"
Ex: "how are you? "
You: "what are you up to? I smell something fishy"
Ex: "idk what you're talking about"
You: "are those lies I smell? Maybe it's idiocy"
Ex: *-_-#*
You: "hey does your new boo want my leftover sandwich too?"
Ex: "oh wow, okay"
You: "oh please, you sprayed more "water" on hoes than sprinkles do on grass"
Ex: "you're over exaggerating"
You: "and you're under exaggerated but I ain't hating, I'm just stating facts"
Ex: "you know what, this was a waste of time"
You: "you we're a waste of time"
Ex: "whatever, ima go"
You: "yes, go, shoo, flee, exit, delete, logout, go to your hoes"
Ex: "-_-"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
