You: "can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I dont know can you?"
You: "I dont know can you get a new job?"
Teacher: "I dont know do you want to go to detention?"
You: *tries to be a good child*
Teacher: "thats what I thought"
You: "-_- betch"
Teacher: "what?"
You: "huh?"
Teacher: "you said something?"
You: "no, you said something?"
Teacher: "hmmmm, anyways now class about the homework-"
You: *takes out the homework*
Teacher: "I won't be grading the homework"
You: "you motherf- I DID THIS CRAP FOR NO REASON" *didn't say that out loud*
Teacher: "we will be having a test tomorrow, I hoped that you all study tonight"
You: "psh, what's study? Is it reading and being lazy?"
Teacher: "stop being smart with me-"
You: "sorry but um, isn't that why I go to school?"
Teacher: "act smart with me one more time and I'll give you extra homework"
You: "no, I can't go through that again"
Teacher: "then I suggest that you obey my directions"
You: "I'm not a dog..."
Teacher: "FOLLOW my directions"
You: "yeah, okay"
Teacher: *keeps talking*
You: *doesn't have a clue what teacher is talking about*
*bell rings*
Class: *gets up*
Teacher: "SIT DOWN, The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do"
You: "THEN WHATS THE PURPOSE OF THE BELL THEN (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ?" *doesn't say that out loud*
Teacher: *talks for a Lil bit then dismisses the class*
You: "FREEDOMMMM （〜^∇^)〜"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
