You: *sees old friend on timeline* "i should text them sometime"
Anti-social side: *no you shouldn't*
Old friend: "hm, why does this person look so familiar?"
You: *starts to decide on whether or not you should text them*
Old friend: "lemme look at the pictures to see if i know this person"
You: "whatever I'll text them"
Anti-social side: *-_-*
Old friend: "oh they texted me"
You: *crap, what's her name*
Old friend: *remembers you* "OMG I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN FOREVERRRR"
You: "FOR REALLL, I MISS YOUUU" *what the freak is her name*
Anti-social side: *no you dont*
Old friend: "some people ask me if I still talk to you but I didnt know your number or anything so ya know"
You: "yeah, its all cool"
Old friend: "how have you been? How's life?"
You: "well I mean, I'm still alive
Anti-social side: *for now*
Old friend: "do you wanna meet up somewhere and catch up?"
Anti-social side: *say no, say no, say no*
You: "sure, why not"
Anti-social side: *You idiot*
Old friend: "alright, give me your number and ima call you"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
