The sarcastic smartass.
Teacher: "what's the answer to a+b?"
Friend: *raises hand*
Teacher: *picks another student"
Friend: "bish I know damn well you saw me raise my hand"
Teacher: *doesn't hear and continues with lesson*
Friend: *falls asleep*
*10 minutes later*
Teacher: "hey wake up, what the answer?"
Friend: "I wasn't sleeping, I was praying, and I didn't raise my hand so therefore I don't know the answer and technically this is probably not going to be on the test so basically you should let me sleep"
You: *is in the background laughing like a retarded hyena*
Teacher: "is something funny here?"
You: "well, yeah that's why I laughed"
Teacher: "well laughing isn't acceptable, when you laugh it means your not paying attention"
Friend: "wow you're so sad, laughing is always acceptable, there is nothing in the school rules that says that we aren't allowed to laugh"
Teacher: "would you like me to call your parents?"
Friend: "hell yeah, I'll tell them to come pick me up psh go right ahead"
Teacher: "Now you have detention"
Friend: "well, all we do in that room is stay quiet sooooo....I could sleep more and read on wattpad"
Teacher: "the hell is wattpad- YOU KNOW WHAT THATS IT, I NEED A VACATION FROM YOU STUPID PEASANTS"
Friend: "OH HELL NO YOU DID NOT JUST CALL US PEASANTS, I DIDNT KNOW GODZILLA WAS IN THIS SCHOOL WITH EDGEDS LOOKIN LIKE THEY STOLE IT MCDONALD'S, AND DONALD TRUMP HAIR THE HELL YOU MEAN"
(no offence to any Donald Trump supporters)
Class: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*someone brings some popcorn*
You: *sits back and watch you friend roast the teacher*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
