Mom:"SWEETIE, COME HERE"
You: *goes to share you hear your moms voice*
Mom:"why is your room so messy"
You:"it's not messy, things are just easier to find"
Mom: "please clean your room"
You: "but that's just putting things in irrelevant places and I'll never find them"
Mom: "if you don't clean your room, you're doing all the house chores for the next month"
You: "~T_T~ okay"
Mom: *leaves room*
You: *sighs* *looks under the bed*
Missing sock from 2 years ago: "woah, long time no see, by any chance have you seen my twin?"
You: "I honestly thought tiny people steal one of your pairs of socks while you sleep"
Missing socks from two years ago: "nah, you just put us in places to get separated"
*Three hours of texting about how you gotta go clean and procrastinating and actually cleaning later*
You: *finishes cleaning* "phew, done, now where's my phone?"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
