100 Ways To Get Hurt

24.

The Dirty minded potty mouthed.

You: "want to go make snow balls?"

Friend: "so you like white balls huh?"

You: "I meant-"

Friend: "do you want an orange long stick with them balls?"

You: "I meant, do you want to build a snowman?"

Friend: "why can't we build a snow woman?"

You: "we can XD"

Friend: "oh so you've switched sides now"

You: "we can make both"

Friend: "so you like tacos and hot dogs? Sweet"

You: "oh gosh....someone was banging on my neighbors door and she won't answer"

Friend: "OOOOHHH YOUR NEIGHBORS BE BANGING, DONT WORRY ILL BUY THEM SOME CONDOMS"

You: "😂😂 I meant they were knocking on the door really loud"

Friend: "OMG THEY WERE LOUD TOO AND YOU DIDNT RECORD?!?!"

You: "why would i- let's just go inside"

Friend: "OH SO YOU WANNA GO INSIDE DON'T YOU"

You: *drags friend inside the house*

Friend: "I could walk ya know"

You: "yeah I know you can walk but you choose not to, your lazy self"

Friend: "so um, my friend has a new Lil sis like 7 months old and she's already crawling"

You: "OMG THATS GREAT"

Friend: "great? Its only 7 months old and already on all fours"

You: "I'm so done with you(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ"

Friend: "don't worry,I'm gonna make sure she doesn't get a boyfriend until 8 years old"

You: "you're already planning this child future😂"

Friend: "psh well yeah, let's talk about your future then"

You: "oh no..."

Friend: "Expect a condom on your birthday, and a pizza a your funeral"

You: "why would-okay I'll just agree with it"

Friend: "okay fine we'll talk about that another time"