Mona Lisa: "I would like a painting of myself"
Artist: "excuse me ma'am but I'm booked for the next few years"
Mona Lisa: "Do you know who I am?"
Artist: "no ma'am"
Mona Lisa: "I am the Mona Lisa"
Artist: *still doesn't know who that is but doesn't wanna get sued* "okay I think I can fit you into my schedule"
Mona Lisa: "I would like the painting right now"
Artist: "but-"
Mona Lisa: "no buts, I would like my painting right now"
Artist: *is starting to get frustrated* "alright ma'am would you sit there please while I get my utensils ready"
Mona Lisa: "I am going to sit wherever I want to" *sits on a broken stool*
Artist: "ma'am that stool is-"
Mona Lisa: *falls*
Artist: "broken"
Mona Lisa: "OUCH! YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THAT!"
Artist: "Betc- I mean ma'am I told you you to sit over there"
Mona Lisa: "ugh, I hate it when people tell me what to do" *goes and sit on a chair*
Artist: *sigh*
Mona Lisa: "come on, I don't have all day"
Artist: *starts drawing*
Mona Lisa: *looks at her nails* "man I gotta get my nails polished"
Artist: "ma'am would you stop moving please"
Mona Lisa: "would you stop telling me what to do?"
Artist: "ma'am-"
Mona Lisa: "let me see the painting"
Artist: *shows her the half done painting*
Mona Lisa: "ew, its ugly, do it over again"
Artist: *draws it again*
Mona lisa: "ewww you did my eyebrows wrong, draw it again"
Artist: *draws it one last time*
Mona Lisa: "ewwww I have no eyebrows, draw it again"
Artist: "no, first of all ma'am you're not even paying for this, second of all I have other customers, third of all you have been very disrespectful"
Mona: "ugh, I'm leaving"
Artist: "(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
