Me: "Oh my gosh, my shoe looks like someone was eating it"
Cat: "I DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS THE DOG"
Dog: "IT WAS THE CAT"
Cat: "LIER, THE ONLY THING I SHREDDED WAS THE SOFA AND THE BLINDS"
Dog: "GRRRRR"
Me: "guys stop barking at each other"
Cat: "ew I don't bark"
Dog: "Whats ew supposed to mean?"
Cat: "dogs are grose"
Dog: "how dar-"
Me: "I'm separating you two"
Both: "WHAT? WHY? ALL WE DID WAS ARGUE AT 3 AM AND NOT LET YOU SLEEP"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
