TV: "hey, human, human, human"
You: *looks at the TV*
TV: "where's the remote?"
You: *looks at the remote on couch*
TV: "press the red button"
You: "but I don't want to watch TV"
TV: "no, I'm just gonna make background noise"
You: "isn't that gonna raise the bill"
TV: "yeah but only by like a few hundred pennies"
You: *looks at the remote*
Remote: "well don't look at me, I'm only here for the free batteries "
You: *takes the remote and puts on Americas got talent*
TV: "okay time to make you mad"
You: "wait what"
TV: "oh nothing"
You: "uh huh"
Remote: *looks completely lost and wondering what's going on*
TV: *purposely goes to commercial when things start to get good*
You: "aw man I wanted to see who moves onto the next round"
Remote: "don't be so mean TV"
TV: "hush, I get paid for this"
You: *goes to the bathroom during commercials*
TV: *puts the show back on while your in the bathroom*
Remote: *starts crying because of how mean TV is*
You: *starts crying because you missed the good part*
TV: *starts crying because you turned it off*
Mom: *starts crying because the TV and remote is talking*
Dad: *eating popcorn and watching everyone*
Sibling: *the only sane person there*
Neighbors: *calls the cops on you guys*
Cops: *don't care*
You: *walks to room and wonders if everything was a dream*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
