Teacher: "ok class, today we're gonna do a science project, you will need a partn-"
Bestfriend: "BESTFRIEND!!!"
Teacher: "please do not yell across my classroom"
Bestfriend: *-_-*
You: *raises hand*
Teacher: *ignores you*
You: "that betch"
Teacher: "as i was saying, we will be working on a science project that will be due in two months, there will be no excuses, this is 50% of your grade, and your partner has to do some part of the work"
You: *raises hand*
Teacher: "no you will not be choosing your partners, i will"
You: "how the f-"
Teacher: "due to the-"
Bestfriend: *raises hand*
Teacher: *ignores* "dont raise your hand while im talking, that shows disrespect"
You: "how, just.....how?"
Teacher: *finishes talking* "now, any questions that has to do with this topic?"
Bestfriend: "how many more minutes till lunch?"
Teacher: "the project has nothing to do with lunch"
Bestfriend: "ACTUALLY, food is science, scientist experiment on food, and I want to digest food which is also science the more you think about it"
Teacher: "would you like lunch detention?"
Bestfriend: "no, but I'd like to eat"
Teacher: *avoids your bestfriend completely* "anyways class, i have chosen your partners"
You: *gets paired up with salt bae*
Bestfriend: *gets paired up with sharkeisha*
You: "Crap"
Bestfriend: "this.betch.wanna.fight"
Teacher: "watch your language"
You & bestfriend: "-_-"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
