You: "listen Monday, its not gonna work out between us.....I'm seeing Friday"
Monday: "YOUR CHEATING ON ME"
You: "hold up, I don't like you sooooooo"
Monday: "well I'm never going to get out your life"
You: "crap"
Tuesday: "its okay, you have me"
You: "monday is the reason I don't like Sunday night-no offense Sunday"
Sunday: "I'm alright"
Saturday: "WHY DONT WE JUST GET LIIIIIITTTTTT"
Wednesday: "meh"
Thursday: "WASSUP FRIDAY"
Friday: "Sup y'all what's poppin?"
Monday: "why don't we all just got to sleep"
Tuesday-sunday: "NO, WE SHALL GET LIT"
Wednesday: "eh"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
ComédieWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
