Pt.1
Long ago, in 2007, an item was first released into the world. What we didn't know was that it would be so popular.
This item is called an IPhone. So far there are 14 different kinds of iPhones and there will soon to be 15.
Ever since the iPhone was released into this world it has made a frienemy call Samsung.
Me: "hey fam, you got a charger I could use"
Fam: "yeah sure, what kind of phone do you have?"
Me: "a Samsung"
Fam: "sorry, I have an iPhone"
Me: "Oh it's alright, my phones only on 5% no problem"
Fam: "Why don't you just get an iPhone?"
Me: "nah, that's like me asking you why don't you get a Samsung"
Fam: "Because the iPhone is better"
Me: "that's your opinion"
Fam: "nah, that's a fact"
Me: "a fact that its your opinion"
Fam: "-_-"

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