Teacher: "you guys have to pass these exams"
Me: "why?"
Teacher: "please raise your hand next time you have a question"
Me:"I will never make a promise that I can't keep"
Teacher: *glares*
Me: "Why do we have to pass these exams? Do the teachers get extra money or something?"
Teacher: "no, the money goes to the school and we need to see how far your education has come so far"
Me: "sooo, you want us to pass because you get paid more?"
Teacher: "we do get paid but we really want you to do well"
Me: "so that you get more money, got it"
Teacher: "you misunderstood the whole concept"
Me: "no I didn't, the concept is if we pass these exams the school gets extra money and some of that money goes to you"
Teacher: "exactly"
Me: "so you pretty much want us to pass so you can make extra dough"
Teacher: *turns around to ignore you* "does anyone have any questions about the exam?"
Classmate: *raises hand*
Teacher: "yes?"
Classmate: "so you just want us to pass so you can get paid extra?"
Teacher: "I'm too old for this"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
