"Haha, okay ima go kill myself"
"Sheesh you're so impatient"
"How?"
"Just wait till your body gets worn or in 70 to 100 years"
"Oh yeah, that's what healthy people be doing"
"But you're a healthy person tho???"
"I may be one, but I'm also a girl on her period"
"So a psychopath?"
"No"
"A murderer?"
"Maybe"
"A crazy person?"
"You could say that"
"Don't kill anyone"
"Pshhhh, wuuuuuuut, I would never"
"Okay, but I'm saying otherwise if someone steals your chocolate"
"If they do, I won't have to kill them, they would already be dead"
"Oh my bobs, looks like no one is messing with you this week"
"They better not, or else they're going to feel my pain"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
