100 Ways To Get Hurt

14.

You: *walks towards the bathroom while head down looking at phone*

Wall: "hey, look ou-"

You: *head hits that wall* "dammit"

Wall: "texting and walking is very dangerous"

You: "should I just accept the fact that your a talking wall?"

Wall: "well your the only person that know we talk so, yeah"

You: "what about my mom?"

Wall: "her memory is erased"

You: "whaaaaaaaaa............"

Wall: "don't worry, only 24 hours of it is"

You: "oh okay, wait what" *accidentally hits a chair with toe nail and it feels like hell*

Chair: "hahaha, I have defeated the human"

You: "do these chairs just move on their own?

Chair: *waddles away to its place*

You: O.o

Wall: "so where you going?"

You: "well I was gonna go to the bathroom but now I just wanna sit and watch TV" *goes the living room*

Table: *purposely moves so you can get hurt*

You: *accidentally hits the leg of the table with pinky toe* "(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ fml ಥ_ಥ"

Table: "hahahahahaha（〜^∇^)〜"

You: *goes to sit down on chair*

Chair: *purposely moves back*

You: *falls on the floor* "(╥_╥) I'm gonna go back to my bed"

Chair: "noooo I'm sorry"

Table: "now look what you did, you made the human not want us anymore"

You: "I didn't say that, I just want to go to my room😐"

Chair and table: "oh 😐"

You: *walks to room silently*