Bob: *has a cat and a dog*
You: *has a phone*
Bob: *eats fancy meals*
You: *eats food*
Bob: *hopes for world peace*
You: *hopes to wake up the next day*
Bob: *has high hopes for the future*
You: *you are the future*
Bob: *is gonna be disappointed*
You: *is already disappointed*
Bob: *is related to you*
You: *doesn't know the existence of Bob*
Bob: *is chill*
You: *has zero chill*
Bob: *has a kid named John*
You: "who's John and Bob?"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
