Mom: "you're going to go get your shots today"
You: "alright"
*you guys go to the clinic and sign in*
You: *literally waits 20 minutes for the doctor*
Doctor: "sorry that took a minute"
You: *starts to think 'one minute, more like 20'*
Doctor: "okay follow me"
You: *you follow him and sit down on a white sheet on the bed*
Doctor: *prepares the shot*
You: *looks at the needle*
The needle: "MWUA HAHAHAHA, this will sting you, I will fill you with chemicals that will give you pain"
Doctor: *takes your hand, rubs some rubbing alcohol on it, and gives you the shot*
You: "that felt like a pinch"
The needle: "No, that was suppose to hurt you, don't worry its gonna affect you soon enough, MWUA HAHAHAHA"
Doctor: *throws needle into the toxic trash*
You: "that's karma"
Doctor: "excuse me?"
You: "oh, nothing"
The needle: "noooooooooooo, I wanted to watch the human go in pain, and I'm too clean to die"
*few hours later at home*
You: *literally can't lay on your side because of the shots, and is in a lot of pain*
The needles chemicals: "lets put the human in more pain"
Your body: *has a war with the needles chemicals*
The needles chemicals: *does the first attack*
Your body: *takes the attack like a warrior and attacks back even harder*
The needles chemicals: *slowly losing the war*
Your body: *attacks again and wins the war*
You: "I feel much better"
The needles chemicals: "I'm sorry father, I have failed you"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
