*you're in class not learning crap*
You: *just sitting down obviously not paying attention*
Teacher: "you will get homework on this assessment and I expect everyone to do it"
You: "umm can you please explain what you taught again"
Teacher: "oh someone wasn't paying attention, well too bad I expect everyone to get every single answer right"
You: "what if I get one wrong"
Teacher: "you better start making an application to work at McDonald's"
You: "you expect too much"
Teacher: "well I wasn't expecting my husband to leave me so I always have to expect the unexpected"
You: "no wonder he left you"
Teacher: *starts crying*
You: *awkwardly tries to help*
Teacher: *sniffles* "I don't like you" *sniffles* "but you're awesome*
You: *signals friend to help you*
Friend: *sleeping in class*
The whole class: *doing some random crap*
Teacher: "I........I think.........I think I'm pregnant"
Class: "(★^O^★)"
You: "BOI ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ"
Friend: *still sleeping*
Teacher: "I need to call my husband😭😭😭"
You: "didn't he leave you?"
Teacher: "yeah but I know where he lives, I know his social security number, I know his moms number, and I set up cameras at his house"
You: "that's not creepy all....."
Teacher: *gets up* "I know what I should do now"
You: "I have a feeling I'm involved in this"
Friend: *still sleeping*
Teacher: "yup, the whole class is"
You: "oh no.........."
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
