I'll go over the ways to get hurt Ahhhhh, I'm already at 90.
1-we learned that banana peals will hurt you.
2-legos don't just hurt you, they're deadly.
3-knifes and pineapples can hurt you
4-shoe laces will trip you and hurt you
5-your phone is as hurtful as it is helpful
6-your ears can hurt you
7-the sun can burn you and hurt you
8-shots hurt.
9-eating too much chocolate can hurt you
10-Stupid hoes get hurt
11-Bananas again
12-Tv hurts you and manipulates you
13-The internet hurts
14-Slamming your face into the wall hurts
15-Bestfriend can do stupid stuff and get hurt
16-Life fudging hurts
17-Exersizing hurts
18-Bullying hurts
19-Jail hurts I dunno
20-Partying too much hurts

YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...