*you and your friends are sitting down and a bee appears out of nowhere*
You: "where are they coming from?"
Friend: "I think they like my sunscreen"
You: "why are you wearing sunscreen?"
Friend: "I can still get burned through the clouds"
You: "grab my flame thrower!"
Friend: "here catch"
*few minutes of flames in*
You: "oh my gosh its the queen"
Friend: "its huge! Kill it!"
*unintelligible screaming*
You: "Yeah get merked!"
Queen bee: *screams*
Friend: "you got'em!"
You: "Crap, camera guy tell us you got that?"
Camera guy: "you told me to stop filming"
You both: "AW FAK"
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I got this idea from the movie Popstar.
*hug*
-Dorah
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
