You: *is doing absolutely nothing important*
Friend: "you should probably do your homework"
You: "eh, later"
Friend: "okay, but when you end up copying off me I'm just gonna look disappointed"
You: "hey, isn't that called team work?"
Friend: *-_-*
You: "hey look, that girl is looking at you"
Friend: "she's probably talking about me, I don't get why people talk about you while pointing at you, it's just stupid"
You: "true, you'll just notice right away"
Friend: "if you're gonna be a terrible person at least do it right, sheesh"
You: "that's like telling someone if they're gonna kill you, do it right •-•"
Friend: "well yeah, you know how in movies the bad guy tells the whole evil plan before killing the person, that's completely stupid (⌣_⌣”)"
You: "it seems like, as long as you're the main character, you'll live"
Friend: "ha, isn't that great"
You: "you should go talk to her, she probably likes you"
Friend: "oh please, I will be single until cailliou grows hair"
You: "True"
Friend: "heyyyyyy -_-///"
You: "you said it first, plus with attitude like that you'll always be single"
Friend: "eh, I'd rather spend 50% of my life sleeping"
You: "okay, we're gonna go talk to her" *pulls friends hand*
Friend: "HEY, I DIDN'T APPROVE OF THIS!"
You: "I didn't ask if you did, now cmon"
Friend: *sigh*
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Wassup ｡^‿^｡
Its been a while since I updated, but I'm back at it again.
-Dorah
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
