(RD stands for Random Drabble. This is based on the post above.
Also, yes, I'm working on two normal one hits as well. Two crossover AUs with A) my favorite musical and B) one of my favorite books)
Tom stared at the tv screen, leaning back against the back of the couch. He wasn't even paying attention to much around him. That is, until his boyfriend poked his head up from behind the couch to ask one of the weirdest questions he had ever heard.
"Tom, if you bite it and you die, what does that mean?"
"I thought you were a genius." Tom smirked and looked at Tord, showing that he was joking around "It means it's poisonous."
"What if it bites you and you die?"
"Means it's venomous."
"What about if it bites me and it dies?" Tom facepalmed, getting sick of the questions.
"It means your poisonous, damnit."
"What if it bites itself and I die?"
"Voodoo...?"
"What if we bite eachother and neither of us die?" Tord wiggles his eyebrows at Tom as his face flushed red.
"That's.... kinky?"
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Fanfiction(Mostly Old) (Mostly TordTom, to be honest, since Tord is mostly the top in these) Heyo everyone. I was bored and have to wait to make another story, so I thought 'you know what? I'm going to make a oneshot book!' So, yeah. I'll post about requests...
