TomTord Oneshots

RD #4 (multiple edition!)

(So... I feel bad for the last shot, so I wanted to do some more random, funny Random Drabbles based off of random prompts and questions. I'll be doing five of them in this one. Keep in mind that they will probably be small and I'll try to make them as funny as possible. Hope you enjoy these!)

(RD 1: based off of this post)

Tord screamed as he ran in circles.
"TOM HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM!" He called out and pulled out his phone, calling his precious, small boyfriend.

"What is it, Tord?"
"TOM WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"Uh... the next isle next to you. I can hear you screaming, calm down." Tom replied through the phone and Tord hung up the call, racing to the next isle. He instantly spotted the blue hoodie wearing male and basically tackled him, causing Tom to squeak in surprise.

(RD 2: based off of this post)

Tord glared at a man wearing a blue hoodie two lunch tables down from where he was sitting. His friend, Paul, poked him in the shoulder.
"Uh... you ok? You're eyeing that dude pretty hard." Paul laughed gently.
"And I thought I stare at you too much." Pat, their third party member, said and wiggles his eyebrows at Paul, how blushed gently.
"Yeah... I'm fine." Tord replied and turned back to them, his eyes narrowing.
"Something wrong?" Paul asked, genially confused.
"I have to kill him."
"What?!" Pat instantly freaked out.
"Why?!" Paul backed his boyfriend up.
"I don't know how to hit on him. Thus, he must die."

(RD 3: based off of this post. Also, I'm using a crossover with the Modern!Hamilton AU because I think it's so appropriate. You can imagine it as the classic au, though.)

"Tordsie." Thomas poked his smaller boyfriend's cheek, causing Tord to look up from his writing over at him.
"Tommy? What is it?"
"Look behind you, but don't make it obvious." Tom lowered his voice slightly, looking at the two people behind Tord. Of course, the idiot gasped loudly and turned his whole body around.
"WHERE?!" Tom facepalmed and pointed to Tord's two enemies, Todd and Jon, who were standing a few feet away from him. They were now looking at Tord, surprised that he was even there. Tom reached out to stop Tord, by couldn't grab his hoodie in time to see the man get up and march over to Todd Jefferson and Jon Madison to probably smack the shit out of both of them.

(RD 4: based off of the post above)

Tom tapped his foot impatiently against the floor of the airport, waiting for his boyfriend's plane to land. His boyfriend, Tord, was coming home from dealing with his army in Norway, so Tom dragged their friends, Edd and Matt, over to the airport with him to greet him. The panel above an automatic door flashed on that another flight had came in, and a group of people walked out of the door (idk how airports work. I've never been at one).

"You brought the sign, right?" Edd asked Tom, giggling softly. Tom nodded and grabbed a piece of cardboard he made and held it up.

All it said was 'COMMIE' in bright red glitter glue.

Let's just say, Tord found them pretty quickly.

(RD 5: final one. Based off of the post above. Tom and Tord are already married, btw.)

Tord grinned as he threw open the blinds of him and his husband's bedroom, letting the sun come in. He then, just to be a dick, walked out of the way of the bed, only to hear a faint hissing sound come from the sheets. This made Tord laugh.
"Rise and shine, Tommy~" Tord leaned over his side of the bed and poked his husband's cheek, only to get his hand slapped away.
"Fuck off." Tom flipped his husband off and flipped over. Tord pouted and shoved Tom off of the bed.