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1. 

johnny: aww babe, you have a crush on me? that's embarrassing!

ten: johnny, we're married.

johnny: still.

2.

jaehyun: let's make up nicknames for each other!

taeyong: okay?

jaehyun: how does ''boyfriend" sound?

3.

taeyong: i literally couldn't care less about what people think about me.

[later]

taeyong, waking up taeil at 2 a.m.: was i annoying today? do you think they like my new hair? what if they don't like the lyrics i wrote ? taeil teLL ME-

4.

jungwoo: so what's the secret to always having those plump red lips, winwin?

winwin: i-

yuta: he uses my lips.

winwin:

jungwoo:

yuta:

yuta: sometimes my dic-

winwin: ok that's it.

5.

ten: doyoung, quick! kiss marry kill; jungwoo, jaehyun, yuta.

doyoung: i kiss jaehyun, marry jungwoo and kill taeyong.

taeyong: the fuck i wasn't even on the list?

6.

[covers winwin's eyes]

yuta: guess who? he's gorgeous and adorable.

yuta: and he's gonna get really mad if you get it wrong.

7.

taeyong: i can't believe i'm single on valentine's day.

taeil: you know what they say... roses are red, violets are blue...

taeyong: don't-

taeil [holding up a bottle]: vodka is cheaper than dinner for two! 

8.

[after having a dinner with the team]

ten: wow, that was the best thing i've ever tasted.

yuta: i've tasted better.

ten: so what's the best thing you've ever tasted?

yuta: winwin.

9.

yuta: i don't like to brag but...

taeil: you once called your face proof of god's existence.

yuta: is it even wrong though?