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Conversations my Ocs would have

Started as the Maelle MiniScene then I added the other two because why not. These are current day MissAvarice
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Maelle and Scilia with had some time to relax. Maelle was between shifts and Scilia just rarely worked.

"Hey Scilia, I've always wondered. Why do you call men by numbers?"

"Oh I haven't told you?" Scilia asked. She was all curled around Maelle in the bottom bunk across from Daniels to keep warm since she didn't feel like starting a fire. Francis borrowed the bed occasionally when Rin and Theo used his room but it was empty more often than not.

"I don't think I've asked before." Maelle shrugged.

"Mm. I rank them by size." Scilia nodded.

"But you call Veljko #1. Aren't there others in this city taller than him?"

"Not height, Maelle. Size. Besides Vel isn't #1 anymore."

"I still don't understand." Sadiq was large and well built but he was by no means the biggest man around. Maelle knew for a fact Scilia had met a half giant once. The man was around 7 and a half feet tall with a build you'd expect from a giant. Buff, big, lumbering beasts. The race was almost entirely extinct save for half giants. You could find the rare clan further north in uninhabited tundras, she'd heard, but she'd never met a giant herself.

"You know, the size of their tool. Their mast. Their sausage~" scilia intentionally used childish words. It worked as Maelle nearly snorted and Scilia could feel the heat in her face. Most likely second hand embarrassment.

"Really? You call men numbers based on the size of their penis?"

"Yup. And none of them realize how openly I talk about it either." Scilia grinned, seeming almost proud about her work.

"Wait but the half giant is only #3." Maelle was quite surprised by that fact.

"Yeah, though from what I've heard of Daniels nights with Furfur she may be more deserving of that spot." Scilia laughed.

"Alright alright top five." Maelle said. Of course she was a mature dignified woman. Scilia just brought out a carefree side to her. Who cared what they were talking about, it was nice just to talk sometimes.

" #5 is that incubus I brought home in November. I think his name was Andrew. Alex. Something with a A. Was it a foreignish name? I don't remember. But I technically requested him to make it large for me since I was in that mood. He was really mad when he didn't get any energy from me." Scilia laughed again. She loved that story. Inucbus and succubi were always happy to have a willing target then quite mad when they realized they weren't getting any mana from Scilia.

To be fair she offered to have sex. She didn't say anything about feeding them.

"#4 is the half giant. His name was Jesse right?"

"I think so." Maelle answered.

"#3 Furfur, like I said. I mean it has to be bad if he's limping considering he took Jacobs 8 ish inch and was only sore in the mornings. I've never actually felt it myself since she was female when I wrapped her."

"#2?" Maelle asked.

"Veljko. Rin and Elyses father."

"Is it really fair if the too sizes are all species that can control their own appearance? I mean a giant, two incubi, and a nightmare hardly seem fair to be topping the charts." Maelle pointed out.

"I was starting to think the same until I met #1. Not an incubus, a giant or anything that has a natural advantage. He's a human." Scilia said.

"Oh really? And have I met this human?"