Satzu one-shots + incorrects

collection 3.0

Momo: Synonyms are weird . My favourite is probably 'butt dial' and 'booty call'.

Sana: Oh oh I have one too!

Tzuyu: Oh no...

Sana: 'Forgive me father, I have sinned.' and 'Sorry daddy, I've been naughty.'

Nayeon: *rolling on the floor laughing*

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Tzuyu: *mumbles* Future wife say 'I love you, Tzuyu.'

Elkie: I lo-

Sana: *shutting Elkie's mouth by taping it* Shut it bitch. She's mine. And I love you, Tzuyu.

Tzuyu: *satisfied* Hehe.

Jihyo: What the fuck is Elkie doing in our dorm?

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Chaeyoung: *grabbing an empty bottle* Let's play truth or dare!

Nayeon, Momo, Sana, Mina and Chaeyoung sits in a circle.

Chaeyoung: Alright I'll start! *spins the bottle and the bottle lands on Sana*

Chaeyoung: Truth or dare, Sana unnie?

Sana: Tru-

Nayeon: Don't be such a pussy Sana! CHOOSE DARE!

Sana: *giving into peer pressure* Fine. Dare.

Chaeyoung: Kiss the next person that comes into this room on the lips.

Sana: Ew no if it were their cheek, I wouldn't mind but never on their li-

Tzuyu: *walks into the room in her squirrel onesie*

Sana: I mean, rules are rules so it's a must for me to kiss Tzuyu.

Nayeon: Whipped as hell for our yoda.

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Sana: Tzutzu...your hand is on my ass-

Tzuyu: Oh! Sorry it's an accident.

Sana:

Tzuyu:

Sana: It's still on my ass.

Tzuyu: It's still an accident!

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Sana: *bangs her phone onto the table* Fuck these haters!

Tzuyu: Hey, you can't let your frustration get the best of you and then bang your phone onto the table! Would you like it if I banged you on the table?

Sana: I-

Tzuyu: *realised what she said* Oh...that came out wrong.

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Tzuyu: You look beautiful.

Sana: I try not to but it just keeps happening!

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Sana: Someone invented a laundry folding machine.

Tzuyu: I have one! She's called-

Sana: *looking at Tzuyu as if daring her to continue saying what she wants to say*

Tzuyu: *very visibly gulps* Tzuyu. Yeah, she's called Tzuyu.

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Momo and Mina: What would you do if Tzuyu left you?

Sana: *snorting* Like she'll ever leave me.

Tzuyu: *popping out of nowhere* Yes, I will never leave Satang. I love her too much to do that.

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Sana: *crying* I cut my finger.

Momo: Hold on. I'll go and ta-

Tzuyu: *running into the room* weeee woooo weeeee woooo weeee wooooo!

Momo: What the-

Tzuyu: *stops and puts a band-aid on Sana's finger and then kisses it*

Tzuyu: *running away* weeeee woooo weeeee woooo weeee woooooo!

Momo: I have never seen Tzuyu like that.

Nayeon: *walking into the room after witnessing the entire thing* She's only like that for Sana.

Sana: *blushing and squealing because of Tzuyu's actions*

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Tzuyu: I do not get jealous easily.

The rest of Twice: That's a lie right there.

Sana: You were glaring at Mark.

Tzuyu: He was holding your hand!

Sana: ...

Sana: It was a handshake-

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Jihyo: Sana! Please give me some dating advice! You managed to bag the CHOU TZUYU!

Sana: Just because I'm with Tzutzu doesn't mean I know how I did it-

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Sana: Alright, Tzutzu ask me why I love you.

Tzuyu: *confused* Erm...why do you love me, darling?

Sana: *pulls out a 200 slides presentation* I'm glad you asked.

Nayeon: Will you ever do such things for me?

Jeongyeon: Why the fuck would I spend time on making that for you? If it was for Mina, I would gladly do it.

Chaeyoung: YAH UNNIE! MINARI IS MINE!

Mina: *nods her head as kisses Chaeyoung's forehead*

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Tzuyu: Uh oh.

Chaeyoung: What?

Tzuyu: I see an angry wife heading our way.

Chaeyoung: Yours or mine?

Tzuyu: Does it matter?

Chaeyoung: If it's mine, then we will have a chance of living but if it's yours, we're dead.

Tzuyu: *speeding away as she pulls Chaeyoung along* Well if that's the case, RUN!

Sana: CHOU TZUYU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!