Satzu one-shots + incorrects

collection 6.0

Tzuyu: I'm rich.

Sana: I have a cookie.

Tzuyu: I've got fame.

Sana: *shows her cookie* But you don't have a cookie.

Tzuyu: I-

Sana: *breaks the cookie in half* Do you want a cookie?

Tzuyu: *squealing because of Sana's cuteness* Yes please.

- - - - -

Sana: I'm so ugly.

Nayeon: Obviously, because I'm the pretty one.

Tzuyu: *choking Nayeon as she sneezes* Sorry love, but I'm allergic to bullshit.

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After a night of drinking,

Sana: C'mon I wasn't that drunk.

Tzuyu: You tried to colour me with a highlighter because you said I was important. Everyone else had to restrain you.

Sana: *in a small voice* That's because you are!

- - - - -

Sana: Is this seat taken?

Momo: It clearly isn-

Sana: Oh well then, guess I don't have a choice. *sits on Tzuyu's lap*

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Tzuyu: Describe yourself in one word.

Sana: *smiling* Yours!

Tzuyu: *tearing up as she tries to contain her smile* dIsGuStInG.

Nayeon: Jeongyeonieeeeee~ Describe yourself in one word.

Jeongyeon: Cute.

Nayeon: YAHHHHHH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT YOU'RE MINE.

Jeongyeon: I'm sorry lemme rephrase that. Yours, Nabongs. Forever yours.

Nayeon: *whole waterfall* i love you too.

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Sana: Love! Love! Do the thing that you always do!

Tzuyu: *smiling with her dimples showing*

Sana: *gasps* OH MY GAY LORDS! DID YOU SEE THAT? SUCH A CUTIE! DO IT AGAIN!

Mina: Whipped ass bitch.

Jihyo: Shut it Minari. It's not like you're not fucking gay for our Chaengie.

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Dahyun: Sana-unnie! I dare you to call your father.

Sana: I mean why not. *whips out her phone* Siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling 'daddy'

Sana: WAIT FUCK NOT THAT DADDY-

*Tzuyu's phone starts ringing from a few rooms away*

Tzuyu: *suddenly appears* You were calling me love?

Dahyun: Damn ok.

- - - - -

Tzuyu: *sad because Sana had to go away for this one event*

Jihyo: Come on Tzu. You have to eat something if not you'll starve and Sana will kill me if she finds out that you're not eating.

Tzuyu: *tearing up* BUT I WANT SANA-UNNIE!

Nayeon: Why her when you have me?

Jihyo: Now's not the time unnie.

Jihyo: How about we video call her hm?

Tzuyu: NO I WANT HER HERE WITH ME.

Jihyo: She can't just ditch this important event for you.

Sana: *popping out of thin air* Oh yes I can! Anything for my Tzutzu. *proceeds to cradle Tzuyu in her arms*

Jihyo: JYP's gonna kill you for this.

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Tzuyu: Do you know how annoying it is to hear someone say that I'm very cute? Like I get it. You've been repeating it multiple times.

Sana: Tzutzu. You look very cute today.

Tzuyu: *blushing* Thank you unnie.