Satzu one-shots + incorrects

smooth like butter

Tzuyu: *crouches down and starts tying Sana's shoelaces*

Sana: Love- What are you doing?

Tzuyu: I'm tying your shoelaces.

Sana: What? Why?

Tzuyu: *stood up and winked* Cause I can't have you falling for anyone else.

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Sana: Can you please stop following me Tzu?

Tzuyu: *aggressively shakes her head while saying no*

Sana: And why is that?

Tzuyu: Because my mother once told me, "Tzuyu, you have to follow your dreams."

Sana: *blushing* sMooTh bItCh

- - - - -

Tzuyu: Excuse me unnie....

Sana: Me?

Tzuyu: *nods* Could you please take me to the supermarket?

Sana: Tzuyu you've been living here for so many years. You should probably-

Tzuyu: TAKE ME TO THE DAMN SUPERMARKET.

Sana: Fine but why?

Tzuyu: Because I'm suddenly craving for a cutie pie like you<3

- - - - -

Tzuyu: Sana unnie, what do you plan to do after we disband?

Sana: I haven't really thought of it.

Sana: What about you?

Tzuyu: Me? I plan on making you my wife<3

Sana: *blushing* oH sTaHp iT

Jihyo: CAN YOU GAYS STOP FLIRTING PLEASE?

-Meanwhile-

Nayeon: Jeongyeon-ah what do you plan to do after we disband?

Jeongyeon: Get as far away as I can from you narcissistic bitch.

Nayeon: FUCK YOU TOO.

- - - - -

Tzuyu: Sana-yah!!!!!

Sana: Hm?

Tzuyu: What's after I love you one?

Sana: I love you two?

Tzuyu: Oh my god! I love you more.

- - - - -

Tzuyu: Sana unnie?

Sana: Yes Tzuyu-ah?

The rest of Twice: Here we go again.

Tzuyu: Einstein once said "Nothing is faster than light." but he obviously didn't see how fast I fell for you. *wink*

Sana: YOU SMOOTH YODA- where did you get all these pickup lines from?

Tzuyu: Somewhere in the galaxy but only for you, mon chérie.

-Watching Satzu flirt-

Jihyo: I really need to find someone, don't I?

Chaeyoung: Yes you do unnie. I have Mina unnie. Dahyunnie has Momo unnie. Tzuyu has Sana unnie. Nayeon unnie has Jeongyeon unnie. So only you're left.

Jihyo: Ouch- You did not have to point that out Chaeng.