Jihyo: *on the phone with Tzuyu* Is Sana almost ready?
Tzuyu: We just stepped out of the shower, she'll be there
soon, unnie.Jihyo: Good, we're about to start filming in a few min-
Jihyo: Hold up- did you just say "we"?
Tzuyu:
Tzuyu: I - I said "she"
- - - - -
Sana: *just being herself*
Tzuyu: You better stop acting like that before I look at you one day, feel warm, and realize I've fallen in love with you.
Sana: * continues being Sana*
Tzuyu: I'm serious, quit it! fuck-
- - - - -
Sana: Love, can you help me with the zipper of the dress? I have this one Prada event to attend.
Tzuyu: Of course!
Sana:
Sana: UP, Tzuyu, UP!
Tzuyu: Oh right! Sorry!
- - - - -
*shopping for groceries*
Jeongyeon : Fuck, we've lost Tzuyu-
Nayeon: She's always like that...wandering around the supermarket.
Sana: Don't worry I got this.
Sana, screaming: OUCH!
Tzuyu, from the other side of the store: WHO THE FUCK IS HURTING MY SANA?! *suddenly appears at Sana's side, asking her where it hurts*
Dahyun and Chaeyoung: Found her!
- - - - -
Sana: Can you buy this for me please?
Tzuyu: Of course I can.
Momo: You can't just pay for her!
Tzuyu: Sure I can, I'm her girlfriend. I can buy her anything she likes or wants.
The rest of Twice:
Nayeon and Jihyo: BUT WE'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY AND THAT'S CONSIDERED AS CHEATING!
- - - - -
Tzuyu: I get really nervous whenever Sana compliments me. I don't know what to say-
Sana: You looked really hot when you were shooting your scene just now!
Tzuyu: Hey boy! You've got two choices! Yes or YES!
- - - - -
Sana: *makes Tzuyu a cup of tea but puts salt in it as a prank*
Tzuyu: *sips tea*
Sana:
Tzuyu: *finishes tea*
Sana: Didn't it taste salty?
Tzuyu: A little, but you made it for me and I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Sana: *tearing up* Oh okay. It was supposed to be a prank.
*sniff*- - - - -
Sana: Don't look at me like that!
Tzuyu: Like what?
Sana: Like I'm your everything.
Tzuyu: Then I don't know how else to look at you.
Sana: *blushing*
Jihyo: I really need to find myself a lover-
- - - - -
Sana: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Tzuyu: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
Nayeon: REJECTED AHAHAHAHA
- - - - -
Tzuyu: Sana, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Sana, naked in Tzuyu's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Tzuyu, already taking off her clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
- - - - -
Sana: So you like cats?
Tzuyu: Yeah.
Sana: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Tzuyu: OH! I thought you were going to seduce me by showing me your pussy-
Sana: I- I mean I could do that couldn't I?
- - - - -
Tzuyu and Sana fighting.
Mina: *sigh* Here they go again-
Tzuyu: Shut up! Just go fuck yourself!
Sana: Fuck me yourself you coward!!
Tzuyu: Sure! *carries Sana bridal-style into their bedroom*
Nayeon: Well that was an amazing turn of events-
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Satzu one-shots + incorrects
Romanceliterally just one shots and incorrects about my two lovies, 사쯔 (Satzu) only a few sexy chapters because i love fluff ⚠️Warning: G!P⚠️ if you dont wanna read it just move on to other chapters:)) some are converted