Sana: *walking*
Tzuyu: *sticks out her leg which makes Sana trip and fall face-flat on the ground*
Sana: *rubbing her forehead* OWWWWW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR TZUTZU?
Tzuyu: What else was I supposed to do to make you fall for me?
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Tzuyu: Satang...do you love yourself?
Sana: Of course! Self love is very important.
Tzuyu: Well in that case, I think we love the same person.
Sana: How can we love the same per- OH! OH MY GOD YOU LOVE ME?! I LOVE YOU TOO! AHHHHHH THE CHOU TZUYU LOVES ME.
Tzuyu: *winks* You want to be my girlfriend then?
Sana: YES YES I WOULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ANYDAY DADDY!
Jihyo: Hold the fuck on Sana. Did you just call our INNOCENT maknae 'daddy'?
Sana: Erm...yea? Because she is very daddy indeed.
Jihyo: SHE'S OUR BABY YODA! STOP MAKING HER GET WRONG THOUGHTS!
Tzuyu: But Jihyo unnie...I'm 23 and I most definitely am Sana unnie's daddy.
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Tzuyu: *laying down on the couch as the rest of Twice sits on the floor*
Tzuyu: You know Sana unnie...I can't fall asleep.
Sana: Awww...wanna come lie down on my lap then?
Tzuyu: I- I was supposed to continue the pickup line but that works too! *jumps off the couch and lies down on Sana's lap*
Nayeon: Jeongyeon-ah...I can't fall asleep.
Jeongyeon: Want me to whack your head so hard that you'll fall asleep immediately?
Nayeon: I- NO LET ME LIE DOWN ON YOUR LAP!
Jeongyeon: Like I would ever do that... *proceeds to pat her lap as she pulls Nayeon towards her*
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Tzuyu: Sana unnie...do you know the difference between history and you?
Sana: Erm...no?
Tzuyu: History is the past and you are my future. *gets down on one knee with a ring box in hand* Would you be my Mrs Chou?
Sana: OH MY AHTRFHUTFGJJ I LOVE YOU AND OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU.
Momo: Dubu-yah. We've been a couple longer than those two...why haven't you proposed to me yet?
Dahyun: I'm working on it...maybe I'll propose in a few years time?
Momo: NO I WANT TO BE YOUR WIFE NOW!
Dahyun: I'm not ready!
Momo: WELL THEN BE READY !
Dahyun: Tzuyu this is all your fault.
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At their fansign...
Sana: ONCES! Aren't all of you cold? I'm freezing!
Tzuyu: *pulls Sana into her embrace* There you're not freezing anymore!
ONCES: WE'RE FREEZING TOO!
Sana: Well then hug each other. I can't have my Tzutzu hugging you because she's mine and mine only.
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Satzu one-shots + incorrects
Romanceliterally just one shots and incorrects about my two lovies, 사쯔 (Satzu) only a few sexy chapters because i love fluff ⚠️Warning: G!P⚠️ if you dont wanna read it just move on to other chapters:)) some are converted
