ProfRed: You got a date yet Pheonix?
Pheonix: No...
ProfRed: Well you do now! Get your a-- up and hold my hand!
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Night: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Mare: I'll wash the walls red with your blood.
Night: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
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Mare: I'm never having a debate with Night again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."
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Night: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Mare: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Night: Absolutely not.
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*out grocery shopping*
Mare: *takes a free sample twice*
Mare: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
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Mare, playing a video game: How do I play?
*Mare has drawn first blood!*
*Mare is on a killing spree!*
*Mare is on a rampage!*
*Mare is unstoppable!*
*Mare is dominating!*
*Mare is godlike!*
Mare: Don't worry guys, I figured it out.
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Mare: Big day today, Night. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
Night: Mustard– looks less like blood.
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Mare: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Night: You looked in a mirror?
Mare: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
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Mare: How are you today?
Night: Please don't make me think about my life.
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Night: Did you have to stab them?
Mare: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Night: What did they say?
Mare: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Night: That's fair.
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Mare: How stupid do you think I am?!
Night: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Night: You're drunk.
Mare: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Night.
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Mare: Why are we friends?
Night: Poor decisions on your part.
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Night: Go to hell!
Mare: Where do you think I come from?
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Mare: How do you type so fast?
Night: Anxiety.
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Mare: Am I in trouble?
Night: Take a guess.
Mare: No?
Night: Take another guess.
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Night: Punch me in the face.
Mare: ...Punch you?
Night: Yes, punch me, didn't you hear me?
Mare: I always hear 'punch me in the face' while you're speaking but it's usually just subtext.
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Night: Stop failing.
Mare: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Mare: *Succeeds*
Mare: Dang it!
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Mare: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Mare: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Mare: Go big or go home.
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Night, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.
A/N -
So I know I've been inactive recently but I am hoping to do a prompt thing this February! So I've been working on that, also 'A Nightmares redemption' is going to have a rewrite named 'Redemption for a Nightmare'!
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