I've been gone and I'm sorry I haven't updated.
I had a lil problem but I'm back and better.
Enjoy dis update 😌
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"Baby get up." Jah shook me lightly.
"Let me sleep." I whined.
"KILLAANNIIII!!!" He shook me again.
"MOOOMMMAAAAA!" Jamal yelled with him.
"Bro I'm not playing with you!" I pulled the blanket over my head.
We were back home. The rest of the shows are close by so they really didn't see a reason for a tour bus, so we came back home.
AND I THOUGHT I COULD GET A GOOD SLEEP BUT THIS NEEGA DONT WANNA LET ME SLEEP!
"Baaaaaeeeee!!" I felt him get off the bed.
I thought he finally left me alone, but of course not.
He pulled me by my ankles. "Bae!" And then I heard a loud ass electrical sound.
"AHH!" I screamed climbing back onto the bed. "What the fuck Jah!"
He couldn't stop laughing. "Y'all I scared her!"
Jamal giggled too.
I shook my head, laughing at their goofiness. "Who here?"
"Craig, a couple other friends of mine." He mumbled as they came into the room.
"Y'all shouldn't have given him that." I pointed at the taser.
"He's been trying to tase us!" Craig laughed.
"That shit hurts bruh, you ever been tased bae?" I turned to Jah.
"I almost got tased once but nah."
"I dare you."
"What the hell. Hell no!"
"Pussy!"
He smacked his teeth. "Who pussy? Not me."
"I gotchu, X." Craig grabbed the taser and stood beside X.
"Okay but how much do it hurt?"
"A lot." I laughed.
"How you know, Kilani?"
"I've been tased a couple times before." I chuckled as I pulled Jamal onto my lap. "Just breath Jah."
He held his hands together in front of him and breathed. Craig turned on the taser and tased Jah in his neck.
"AHHH!" Jah screamed. Craig tased him on more time, hitting him right on his back. "FUUCKK AHHH!!!"
He jumped onto the bed where me and Jamal were fucking dying laughing.
I kicked his foot playfully.
He jumped of the bed, rubbing on where he got tased. "Mmm!" He groaned in pain.
"Did it hurt that bad??" Craig asked chuckling too.
"Fuck you bitch!" Jah took back the taser. "Lemme tase you bitch."
"Bet." He took off the jacket he was wearing. "Go ahead."
"Momma, looky." Jamal pointed to his shirt, which had a picture of him and Jah making funny faces. "Baby pretty?"
"Yes, bubba. You're handsome just like your daddy." I kissed his cheek.
He giggled and twirled his fingers in my hair.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jahseh shouted.
I laughed. "Y'all play too much."
......
"Umm..what are you looking at sir?" I called out for Jamal's attention.
He turned his focus back to me and giggled as he stared back at the TV. He was watching 'Teen mom' with me and Jah from his crib and a little ass girl was on camera.
"Uh, Jah are you looking at him? She staring at that little girl." I scoffed.
"Damn, he's checking out girls now?" He laughed. "Tahahaha."
"No the hell he not. Boy turn back around."
"She's pretty, munch?" Jah whispered.
Jamal nodded his head.
"Oh wow." I held my hand over my heart. "Is she prettier than me, bubba?"
"No momma. You more pwetty."
"Mhmm. Sure." I eyed him.
"You know he's gonna have a girlfriend eventually right?"
I let out a loud ass laugh. "He's never getting a girlfriend, the fuck?"
Jamal pouted his lips and started crying.
"Whatchu crying for?!"
Jah shook his head laughing. "It's alright baby boy. Mommy's just being mean. I'll let you get one."
I smacked the back of his head. "I'll fight you."
He hissed. "Ow!"
Jamal stopped crying and started laughing his ass off.
"I didn't even hit you hard, big ass baby."
He pouted and turned away from me.
My phone started ringing. I picked it up and noticed it was Kat calling.
I answered.
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"Hel-"
"BRO!"
"What?" I laughed.
"I'm fucking pregnant."
I paused. "Wait hold up.." I chuckled a little, confused. "Repeat that."
"IM PREGNANT BIIITTCCHHH!!"
"No. Fucking. Way." I squealed.
"AHHH!"
"Hello the fucking yes bitch. Get Yo's and Ski's ugly asses over here! We gotta fucking do something!"
"I'm already ahead of ya!"
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I put my phone down with a smile on my face.
"The only girlfriend he can have is Kat and Ski's daughter." I shrugged.
"Yeah." Jah agreed....."HOLD UP!"
