I need to become rich like where my genie at the fuck?
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"Hey guys! It's ya girl, Kilani." I did a twirl for the camera. "Y'all see sum different?" I shook my dreads.
"That ass got thicker." Jah smacked my ass as he passed by the camera view.
I rolled my eyes and laughed. "I got my hair done thanks to Jahseh." I turned the camera to show him.
He was shirtless with some revenge shorts drinking some water. He nodded towards the camera. "Anything for my baby."
I turned it back towards me. "So today we're doing a vlog."
He walked up behind me and wrapped him arms around my waist and kissed my neck.
I smiled. "So we're gonna start off with my morning routine which is doing my hygiene, already done, and then dressing up."
The doorbell rung, making Jahseh go check on who it is.
"Who is it?" I asked.
"Me." Ski responded coming in and giving me a side hug. "Oh you vlogging?"
I nodded my head.
"Okay y'all go follow me on insta @theslumpgod and listen to my music. Ski mask the slump god."
I giggled.
"Aye we'll be upstairs with Jamal, call me when the pizza get here."
I smiled as I watched him walk upstairs. I waited for him to close the door and turned back to the camera. "Okay I lied. We're not doing a vlog. We're doing a prank on Jahseh."
I set up my camera in the kitchen.
"Me and my dear friend, Mr. SkeetSkeet mask will just pretend to have an argument that escalates."
And I hid one in the living room.
"This is the 'he hit me' prank."
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"You're fucking cheating!" Stokeley yelled as he threw down the PlayStation controller.
"Let's gooo! Puss ass nigga!" Jahseh cheered in victory.
"Momma why dada yelling?" Jamal said pulling on my pants.
I picked him up. "Because they're crazy, bubba."
He laid his head on my shoulder. "Momma I'm hungry."
"C'mere munch. I'll give you some of my pizza." Jah jumped over the couch to take Jamal from my arms.
"Damn whatchu jumpin' over shit for?" Ski laughed.
"He's so clingy towards Jamal." I said smiling.
Jah bounced him in his arms. "He's my only son, I have to show him a whole lotta love." He embraced him close.
He put his forehead to Jah's and giggled.
"What happened to the vlog, mamas?" Jah asked.
"Oh the battery was dead so I'm charging it." I made a face at Stokeley signaling to start the prank.
"Hey Kilani charge my phone." Ski said passing me his iPhone.
"Oh I'm charging mine. It's a new phone." I said as I sat down on the couch.
"Well my phones dying so go charge it." He threw it onto my lap.
Jahseh didn't even notice since he was feeding Jamal.
