Spinel One-Shots💖

s c e n a r i o s 2

❇ c r i s i s averted ❇

"y/n! the baby is running away with the casserole!" spinel said over the phone as she chased peridot on her trash can lid with the casserole in her hand.

spinel grabbed peridot's trash can. "alright crisis averted!" then she threw the lid like a frisbee.

-Concerned Mother by Brandon Rogers

❇ " expecto p a t r o n u m ! " ❇

"spinel, have you seen my—" you walked in the kitchen to see a pancake in the ceiling.

"expecto patronum!" spinel yelled as she threw a hammer.

-Auntie Fee by Brandon Rogers

❇ d r u g s ❇

"hey y/n, i have somethin' to tell you." spinel said as she nervously plays with her fingers.

"what is it spins?" you turned to face the gem.

"i stole a bank." spinel admitted, you shrugged at her "that's fine." spinel lightly gasps as you're taking this very lightly.

"and i snort dru—"

"YOU DID WHAT¿!¿!¡"

❇ g u c c i ❇

"you can't have prada." spinel said.

"why?" you asked.

"because that's not gucci! now wear this rolex!" spinel said as she threw the watch at you.

❇ f a b u l o u s ❇

"i'm not going to kill you." spinel said as she lowered her rejuvenator.

"fabulous." steven said.

"but i'm going to murder you with this." spinel pointed at the injector innocently.

"not fabulous." steven trembled.

❇ " a s s a s s i n a t e " ❇

"so you guys wanna assasitate steven universe?" spinel asked eyeball and aquamarine.

the two squinted their eyes at the gem, "it's assassinate not the whatever you just said." aquamarine said while rolling her eyes.

"that's what i said doe." spinel tilted her head.

"no. say it with me assassinate."

"assasitate."

-Blame the Hero by Brandon Rogers

❇ p h a r m a c i s t ❇

"siri! take me to the pharmacist!" spinel said to the phone. "there are three nearby doctors." it said.

"bitch, i said a pharmacist!" the gem yelled at the phone, "there are five drug dealers nearby."

• • •

"alright."

-A Day in the Park by Brandon Rogers

❇ n u m b e r ❇

"ey, lemme get yo number!" spinel said as she slide towards you. you pointed at your airpods, spinel grabbed both of them and threw it somewhere.

"i said, lemme get ur number." you looked back and forth at your thrown airpods and the gem.

"you lITTLE—"